Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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