Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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