Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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