if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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