Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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