i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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