I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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