He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
