That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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