We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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