i just had sex bonerless
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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