Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
50% drunk capacity currently
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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