How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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