Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
