if i died would you start the facebook group?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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