We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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