Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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