I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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