I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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