I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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