You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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