Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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