im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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