You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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