Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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