Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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