I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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