Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
How external is "for external use only"?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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