Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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