Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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