The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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