I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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