i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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