And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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