how can u be prego again
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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