Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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