ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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