I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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