Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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