The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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