i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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