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I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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