i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So much rum. So many feels.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Someone signed my nipple.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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