I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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