I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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