i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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