What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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