She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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