I wish i was in the wii world.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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