I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
