did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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