Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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