This girl is more easily done than said...
No subtext here. People are naked.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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