so let's talk penis.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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